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Description: Not specified Timestamp: 2013-06-02 02:25:18 +0000
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  1. I Saw Rose Kissing Santa Claus
  3. Lenny woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one throbing box that looked like a box.
  5. Then Lenny noticed that Rose was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.
  7. Lenny thought that he would surprise Rose. Maybe even sneak up behind her and stroke her on her tasty tits. That always made Rose girthy.
  9. Lenny crept girthily down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its spicy lights, and the presents, heaped up rapidly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Rose. Kissing someone.
  11. Lenny was so angry, he picked up a spoon from a table and threw it lovingly upside down.
  13. They both looked around.
  15. "Rose, you big elephant!" Lenny yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Lenny looked and then rubbed his dick and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
  17. "Let me explain," Rose said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
  19. "Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a shiny kiss it was."
  21. "Well, I suppose," Lenny said greenily. "If he was under the mistletoe."
  23. "Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be shitty."
  25. That seemed reasonable. Lenny went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
  27. Santa was the best kisser ever, like a turd in a washing machine. He made Lenny's foot feel all purple.
  29. "You see?" Rose said lightly and Lenny saw. So they had a threeway.
  31. Everybody's presents were late.
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