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962 on *chatter (#4502)                       // Wed Aug 26 11:59:33 2015 UTC
  HVAC head collection                          // From: Niacin (#875383)
                                                //  +8/ -1 votes
 
  Ash points his medigun at Haruspex and pulls the trigger, but the device only
    buzzes and flashes a red LED.
  The VoxGuard diamond in the door to Suite 101 beeps once and unlocks.
  Haruspex moves to open the door to Suite 101.
  Haruspex opens the door to Suite 101.
  You force your way inside!
  You head through the door to Suite 101.
  [ queued 'w' ]
 
              Waiting Room (two james woods 101) 8:55pm
    [] +    
  [][]()    
  [][]`'    
             
           
  Antitrust gyozas mutinied is standing here.
 
  You notice suspicious vents in the ceiling!
  You try to carefully step around the trap...
  Acid dumps from a vent in the ceiling onto Niacin!
  Niacin dives and rolls away from the hissing acid.
 
              Conference Room (two james woods 101) 8:55pm
      [] +    A big empty room with grey carpeting and a tiled ceiling.
    []()<>    A large hot tub sits here, inviting you to climb in.
    [][]`'    A very long noggin rack, displaying lots of heads hangs on the
              wall.  There is a fireplace set into the wall here.  You notice
             small nozzles in the walls.  A corpcam is bolted to the wall.  A
   holopanel TV is here, tuned to FNN.  There's a trophy case here, packed to
    the
   brim with fascinating tchotchkes.  A black anodized metal weapon rack is
   mounted to the wall.  A black anodized metal weapon rack is mounted to the
   wall.  A spartan hookah is setup here.
  You see two skulls, a musty record, a crate of Jaco's Juice, two discipline
    implants, nine empty syringes, three trail packs, the preserved severed
    head of Mayfair, a crate of Mango Rheinhardt, a crate of Cab Colaway, a
    crate of Kiwi Holiday, a crate of Fizzy Gillespie, a crate of Mingus Dew, a
    crate of Dave Bruberry, a scanlock, a riot helmet, a 5.56mm magazine, a
    ceramic plate, a pair of night vision goggles, two rocks of crack, a crack
    pipe, a brass zippo, an electric lantern, a broken wristpad, five blocks of
    ice, a portable television, a repairman's toolbox, and a mastermind crate
    on the floor.
  A glitter roomba, a gay roomba, a silver roomba, and a blue roomba are
    whizzing about here. Nyarlathotep is sitting here, dozing.
  [ Exits:  +north  northeast  east  southeast  +south  southwest  +west ]
  You notice suspicious spray nozzles in the walls!
  You try to carefully step around the trap...
  Nozzles in the wall spray a fine mist into the room.  You smell gasoline.
  You hear an ominous click, and the mist ignites.
  [|||||||||||||||||||||*********] [ -15 36/51 ]  YEOUCH!  Your arm!  (burning)
  The glitter roomba shudders and falls over, smoke pouring out of it.
  The gay roomba shudders and falls over, smoke pouring out of it.
  The silver roomba shudders and falls over, smoke pouring out of it.
  The blue roomba shudders and falls over, smoke pouring out of it.
  You catch fire!
  Niacin bursts into flames!
  [ REK ]: Haruspex says, "Gl ni~"
  Niacin starts pulling things out of the noggin rack.
  [ REK ]: Haruspex says, "Nia uguu~"
  [ queued 'get head' ]
  [ queued 'get head' ]
  [ queued 'get head' ]
  [ REK ]: Haruspex says, "#-#Niacin desuuu~"
  [ queued 'get head' ]
  [ queued 'get head' ]
  [ queued 'put into incinerator' ]
  [ queued 'get head' ]
  Niacin starts putting things in his incinerator.
  [ queued 'drop head' ]
  [ queued 'get head' ]
  [ queued 'drop head' ]
  [ queued 'get head' ]
  [ queued 'drop head' ]
  Bullet time ain't got nothin' on you! You move with the litheness of a cat.
  Blood pulses weakly from Niacin's wounds.
  [||||||||||||||||||||*         ] [ -2 34/51 ]  Ow!  (bleeding)
  You feel your wounds starting to clot.
  You start to lose some of your rage.
  Niacin raises his head and howls.
  [||||||||||||||||||||*         ] [ +2 36/51 ]  Ahh.
  Flames cover Niacin's body, yet he seems unconcerned.
  You feel completely relaxed; every bit of stress has drained out of you.
  FUCK YEAH.  You're berserkin' now!
  [|||||||||||||||||||||*        ] [ +2 38/51 ]  Ahh.
  [ queued 'get head' ]
  [ queued 'drop head' ]
  [ REK ]: Haruspex says, "N-no #-chan~"
  [ queued 'get head' ]
  Niacin stops putting stuff in his incinerator.
  [ queued 'get head' ]
  [ queued 'get head' ]
  [ REK ]: Haruspex says, "I cry~"
  [ queued 'get head' ]
  [ queued 'get head' ]
  [ queued 'put into incinerator' ]
  [ queued 'get head' ]
  Niacin starts putting things in his incinerator.
  [ queued 'drop head' ]
  [ queued 'get head' ]
  [ queued 'drop head' ]
  [ queued 'get head' ]
  [ queued 'drop head' ]
  [ queued 'get head' ]
  [ queued 'drop head' ]
  [ queued 'get head' ]
  [ queued 'drop head' ]
  [ queued 'get head' ]
  [ queued 'drop head' ]
  [ queued 'get head' ]
  [ queued 'drop head' ]
  Niacin stops pulling stuff out of the noggin rack.

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